Remember iFart? The novelty flatulence app was one of the biggest sellers on iPhone's App Store in late 2008, selling more than 100,000 downloads in its first two weeks.
However, developer InfoMedia claims that Apple has rejected a new version - iFart HD - designed for the iPad.
Why? CEO Joel Comm tells TechCrunch that the app was rejected due to having 'minimal functionality', despite another fart app - Farting Zombies - having been approved.
That means no Brown Mosquito sound effects steaming out of an iPad near you anytime soon, until InfoMedia figures out how to add extra features to gain approval.